Ilsa The Joe

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whatshouldbetchescallme:

They’re just like

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The order of one direction members who I most want to have sex with:

1. Harry (when I slap him he’s just gonna like it)

2. Louis (cause huge cock)

3. Zayn (he looks EXACTLY like sex. Like if sex was a human, he would be Zayn)

4. Liam (probably has the most experience of all members)

5. Niall (probably has the least experience of all members)

The order of one direction members who I think would love me the most.

1. Niall

2. Liam

3. Louis

4. Zayn

5. Harry

The order of one direction members who I want to marry & spend the rest of my life with.

1. Niall (I will teach him how to bang if it takes me 3 months, if after 3 mo.s he’s still bad I’m ending it.)

2. Louis (he’s soo funny)

3. Zayn (he’s soo hot)

4. Harry (he’s sooo douchey)

5. Liam (I’d get so bored, but he’d be a good dad probably.)

markalanparsons:

Made an 18-minute cartoon about One Direction.  Only slightly ashamed.

whatshouldbetchescallme:

banged you both.

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